Lukas " 媽咪,你知唔知我識一句粗口呀?"我"咩黎㗎?"Lukas "我唔話你知,等我唔鐘意你嘅時候先同你講!係中文粗口嚟嘅,係「S」字頭嘅,係我自己創作嘅"***「S」字頭嘅中文字?咁真係未聴過喎,不過如果真係有,都唔想聽到..哈哈***
背景:醫院覆診時,在大堂內,我正在排隊:
Lukas 很不高興的跑來跟我說"媽咪,頭先有人搞我個臉呀!"
我"咩人黎㗎?男定女?老定後生㗎?"(轉頭已看不到那陌生人)
Lukas "女人,好似你咁後生"
我"咁佢㸃整你個臉呀?有冇大力打你呀?"(我在我自己臉上示範幾個打、擰、捏等動作)
Lukas "唔係咁呀!係咁呀.."(同時用手輕輕在臉上擦了兩下)
我"哦....咁之嘛,可能佢覺得你係小朋友,好得意,摸下你啫"(其實我知道大部份小朋友都
不太喜歡被陌生人摸臉)
Lukas 小聲的說 "唔係呀.."
我"算啦Lukas,佢都走左啦"
Lukas 繼續訴苦 "唔係呀..."
我"算啦.."
Lukas 繼續說"唔係呀...佢話「你好靚女呀!」"
*****噢!原來是這樣,難怪你那麼生氣*****
Me "oh, just read the news about a 5 months old abandoned baby found in Kwung Tong"Lukas " The mum wasted lots of money then."Me " why is that?"
Lukas" she gave birth at the hospital which cost lots of money, then she doesn't want the baby"
Me" I think the mum might have given birth at home instead. Then she put the baby on the street."
Lukas " If she doesn't want the baby, why she got married?"
Me" sometimes people don't think things clearly before they get married"
Lukas " But God knows this! Why the mum loves this baby for 5 months only? She should continue to love this baby"
Me" Do you think the mum has sought God and asked God about this first?"
Lukas " No..."
[[ " I have no greater joy than this, to hear of my children walking in the truth" 2John 4]]
*** Lord, I pray that my kids will know Christ as Savior early in life. ( Psalms 63:1; 2Timothy 3:15) *****
Lukas " 媽咪,世上有冇真正既壞人㗎,除左賊仔之外?"我"梗係有啦,打劫,捉走小朋友,推人落路軌個d都係壞人啦"Lukas" 唔係呢d呀,係本身係壞人個d呀,唧係好似係movie個d呀?"我"係咪好似Batman 裏面個 Green Goblin 個d呀?"
Lukas "係吖!"
我"冇,個d 假㗎嘛,d 電影作出黎㗎嘛。"
Lukas "哦...我仲以為有「原本嘅壞人」添!"
我"咦....咁唧係話你認為賊仔個d壞人本身唔係壞㗎啦?"
Lukas "係呀!"
我"咁你又講得啱喎,個d人原本唔係壞人,佢地選擇做d唔好嘅嘢,就變左壞人囉"
Lukas "係呀,我記得我細個話我大個後想做壞人吖嘛,你記唔記得呀媽咪?"(我寫左個件事係日記,點會唔記得吖!)
我"記得,咁你而家係咪唔想做壞人喇?"
Lukas "我仲未決定,因為我多左兩個選擇,soccer player 或者係racing car (駕駛者)囉, 我知道只可以選擇一樣,但都唔使咁快揀啦,而家淨係要玩之嘛,我都未讀中學!"
***呀仔,其實有d嘢又唔係只可以選一樣嘅,但同時有d嘢就真係唔可以揀囉。希望你好快可以放棄其中一選擇啦....哈哈****
Note: Actually Green Goblin is from Spiderman not Batman ( I said it wrong)
Z
Happy Valentine's Day!
我"Lukas, 今日係Valentine's Day 喎...(還想繼續說下去,但Lukas已經回應)
Lukas "咁係咪唔使返學吖?係咪唔使返學先?"( 呀仔,你做咩咁燥)
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我"Zac,如果你今日有女仔送你Valentine's day card, 你記得話我知喎"
Zac "如果有,我會掉左佢(card)我會專心溫習功課,你唔使擔心我呢d嘢架喇"(呀仔,專心玩遊戲機我就信你)
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我"Vienna, 咁你呢?如果收到男同學張Valentine's card,你會點做呀?"
Vienna "我會係張card剪左個"LOVE" 出黎,掉左佢,如果張card 係Transformer,我會掉埋成張card" ( 嘩....classic Vienna!一個字---->狠!哈哈)
Hope you all have a happy day today!
Zac "媽咪,今日係學校既演講比賽,但我唔記得左呀"
我"huh?! 咁點算呀?"
Zac "我攞左冠軍"
我"huh? 咁唧係點呀?咁都得?"
Zac "我返到學校先知道係今日,所以係早上狂諗下點講囉"
我"咁你講左d 咩呀?"
Zac "我講端午節既來源,以前既人點樣慶祝,而家既人㸃樣慶祝,我自己點樣慶祝。因為我冇
預備,所以冇寫係紙度,想講咩就講,其他人望住佢地張紙,冇咩eye contact,可能係咁,所
以贏左。我三連冠喇,連續三年贏左冠軍"
我"咁勁?咁下年如果又有份參賽,要記得預備喇,唔係年年都咁好彩架!"
Zac "我知喇,呢d嘢對升中學有幫助嘛"(佢今年比老師洗左腦,好多嘢都話對升中有幫助
e.g. 參加小童群益會)
**Anyway, 其實跟Zac 以上的對話令我想起我唸中學時的一課堂:
老師"各位同學,請問屈原點死㗎?"
我第一個回答"係屈死嘅,係比人屈死嘅!"
老師"呢位同學,我地係唔可以講d 咁粗俗嘅字嘅"
我"但係佢真係被屈而死㗎喎"
老師"都話唔用得呢個字囉,用「陷害」或者...."
我. "哦...."
今天突然發現一隻手指的脫皮現象頗嚴重。也有點兒痛楚,跟小孩吃晚飯時:我"你地食先,我睇下隻手指點樣先,可能要去睇醫生"Vienna "冇嘢嘅,老人慢慢就開始有d咁嘅問題架喇"Zac "媽咪都唔係好老啫"Lukas "你地唔好講啦 ,我聼到你地咁講,我好想喊(哭)呀"***跟著我們望著Lukas,唔繼續講,因為怕佢擔心我隻指會哭,有時佢都幾sweet嘅***