Saturday, May 28, 2011

A job doesn’t require “waiting”


入緊停車場既閘時…
Lukas”媽咪,呢個人(car park staff standing by the gate) 成日係度轉筆既,睇下佢隻手,又係度轉緊支筆呀,點解既?"
我"可能佢好悶啦,佢嘅工作係等d車黎,比張ticket 個司機,再等第二架車來,可能佢覺得悶咪轉下支筆囉。"
Lukas” 哦~~~~”
我"咁你大個又想做d咩job呀?"
Lukas “我會拾垃圾呀,唔使好似佢咁等架,我見到d垃圾就拾,一路行一路拾,唔使等架!"
(聽罷,我差點撞倒一輛停在側邊的車)—- 童真可貴


School Exams (3rd term 2011)

(1) 溫習詞語中,

我"「竅門」一詞點解?"

Zac 認真地答"即係道門翹起左。"

***唉…呢兩個星期都唔知點過!****

(2)解釋完什麼是「偶句」給Zac 聼,在旁的Lukas突然講”Zac,你記唔記得我地係Beijing見到個

牌寫著「Please park here」,你就指著個Bum Bum講「Please fart here」呀?”

***咦….Lukas 正說了一句英文偶句wor…(thanks for your help Lukas)***

(3)溫習常識科中,

我"邊個政府部門幫你打預防針架?"

Zac” 漁農署"

@~@…我"都係你daddy衰,成日叫你monkey,搞到你咁諗,要漁農署同你打預防針!"

(正確答案是:衛生署)


monkey or human being? 


Good brothers Zac and Lukas

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

浮定沈


Lukas 正在如 廁中…
Lukas大叫’媽咪,我想問你d野呀”
我”你去完廁所先問啦”
Lukas “唔得架,一定要而家問架,你過黎啦”
我”你poo緊wor,我唔想入去呀,一陣先問啦”
Lukas “唔得架,一定要而家問架,你過黎啦”
我走進廁所”點呀..問咩呀?”
Lukas “屎係浮定沈架?”
我呆左一秒”吓?……..”
Luka “重既野係沈既,輕既野係浮既,你幫我睇下我d屎係浮定係沈既”
(心想:Oh my goodness…要我做d咁既野!! 不過見你咁”好學”,我就幫你睇下啦,雖然我一d都唔願意….)
Lukas 坐前少少給我探頭查看…
我”有浮有沈囉” (邉走出厠所)
Lukas “咪走住…咪走住…咁沈果d係大海係咪都係沈架?”
我”係大海時可能係浮既.因為多海水嘛,咪輕d囉”
Lukas 很滿意我的答案 “哦~~~~我都有咁諗過呀”
過左一陣, Lukas 清潔完自己,沖厠,洗手後離開厠所..
*****其實我好想同Lukas 講,有d野就咁問就得囉,係唔使”實地觀察”既……搞到我而家都仲記得我睇過既野*****